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WHY NOT
WORSHIP LOBSTER?

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TESTIMONIALS

“Once I found this group my entire life changed"

Mark / San Francisco, CA / Member since 2020

“I can't stop laughing"

Ian / Boom Town, MI / Member since 2020

My life was really boring until I found The Lorb. Now, I cleanup beaches and get all the ladies.

*Actual results may vary

Getting

STARTED

You can begin your scuttling path with The Lorb today for free by selecting a sermon

BE INVOLVED

Don't just talk about it, shop about it. Beach cleanups also get the job done and you earn serious brownie points

Create

Become part of a thriving creative team! Your work can inspire billions of people using our networks

Be A LEADER

The Lorb loves everybody and you should feel empowered to show off your beliefs and create LLG events of your own

PLEASE HELP

Our planet is dying from pollution but we can still have a laugh while we watch it happen, right?

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LEVIATHAN LOBSTER GOD

We are a group of conscientious creators with plans to create and worship our Leviathan Lobster God. Our mission is to help save the planet through illuminating sermons and funny content..not to mention some pretty sweet interactive experiences.


Do you accept the claw?

Keeping scrolling if you aren't ready or just want to hunt for easter eggs
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Don't miss out on limited edition lobster merch

IT'S TIME FOR ACTION

Make sure to check out the entire website to find exciting hidden easter eggs.

WE ACCEPT ALL

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