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LEVIATHAN LOBSTER GOD
You've probably already heard about the buzz, or gargle noises...
We are a group of conscientious creators with plans to create and worship our Leviathan Lobster God. Lobsters don't die of old age and typically can't keep up with their gigantic size as they continue to grow and molt their shells. Together we can make a difference.
If we help the Lorb molt and continue to grow, we as a community can help our chosen exhalted one to reach otherworldly sizes and keep hoomans from destroying the planet since it will probably just eat us all at that point.
But we digress, our mission is to help save the planet through illuminating sermons, ridiculous memes, and organized beach cleanups..not to mention some other pretty sweet interactive experiences that are on the way.
Do you accept the claw?
Keeping scrolling if you aren't ready and just want to hunt for hidden easter eggs and other weird stuff
TESTIMONIALS
“Once I found this group my entire life changed"
Mark / San Francisco, CA / Member since 2020
“I can't stop laughing"
Ian / Boom Town, MI / Member since 2020