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Great Memes of the Sea!
We are a meme-tank of creators with plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god. Our mission is to help the environment through a series of interactive experiences.
Do you accept the claw?
(keeping scrolling if you aren't ready)
Getting
STARTED
You can begin your scuttling path with The Lorb today for free by selecting a sermon
BE INVOLVED
Don't just talk about it, be about it. Our beach cleanups get the job done and you earn serious brownie points
Create
Become part of a thriving creative team! Your work can inspire billions of people using our networks
Be A LEADER
The Lorb loves everybody and you should feel empowered to show off your beliefs and create LLG events of your own
WE ACCEPT ALL KINDS
We accept all types of people
TESTIMONIALS
“Once I found this group my entire life changed"
Mark / San Francisco, CA / Member since 2020
“I can't stop laughing"
Ian / Boom Town, MI / Member since 2020
MEMBERS ONLY DOWNLOADS
Our new art pack is here and full of images and GIFs that and you can download and share with friends online or print out for extra evangelical fun. Get it now by signing into your member account!
My life was really boring until I found The Lorb. Now, I cleanup beaches and get all the ladies.
*Actual results may vary
SPREAD THE WORD
The supreme mission of building and sustaining our Lorb and master will be difficult and we need help from you. Let people know that commercial fishing is destroying our oceans.
Don't miss out!
Make sure to investigate all of the buttons and links on this website. You might find some hidden content and games to play by clicking icons or images :)