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Leviathan Lobster God

We are a meme-tank of creators with plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god. Our mission is to help the environment through a series of interactive experiences.
Do you accept the claw?

(keeping scrolling if you aren't ready)

Getting

STARTED

You can begin your scuttling path with The Lorb today for free by selecting a sermon

BE INVOLVED

Don't just talk about it, be about it. Our beach cleanups get the job done and you earn serious brownie points

Create

Become part of a thriving creative team! Your work can inspire billions of people using our networks

Be A LEADER

The Lorb loves everybody and you should feel empowered to show off your beliefs and create LLG events of your own

WE ACCEPT ALL KINDS

We accept all types of people

TESTIMONIALS

“Once I found this group my entire life changed"

Mark / San Francisco, CA / Member since 2020

“I can't stop laughing"

Ian / Boom Town, MI / Member since 2020

MEMBERS ONLY DOWNLOADS

Our new art pack is here and full of images and GIFs that and you can download and share with friends online or print out for extra evangelical fun. Get it now by signing into your member account!

My life was really boring until I found The Lorb. Now, I cleanup beaches and get all the ladies.

*Actual results may vary

SPREAD THE WORD

As you might have noticed, we have been gaining a lot of attention and it's all thanks to good hoomans like yourself. If you haven't already, make sure to check out the entire site and search for hidden easter eggs!

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PLEASE

Our planet is dying and the only way to save it is by stopping commercial fishing in international waters.