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WORSHIP LOBSTER
SAVE THE PLANET

AS SEEN ON

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LEVIATHAN LOBSTER GOD

You've probably already heard about the buzz, or gargle noises...

We are a group of conscientious creators with plans to create and worship our Leviathan Lobster God. Lobsters don't die of old age and typically can't keep up with their gigantic size as they continue to grow and molt their shells. Together we can make a difference.

 

If we help the Lorb molt and continue to grow, we as a community can help our chosen exhalted one to reach otherworldly sizes and keep hoomans from destroying the planet since it will probably just eat us all at that point.

But we digress, our mission is to help save the planet through illuminating sermons, ridiculous memes, and organized beach cleanups..not to mention some other pretty sweet interactive experiences that are on the way.


Do you accept the claw?

Keeping scrolling if you aren't ready and just want to hunt for hidden easter eggs and other weird stuff

WE ACCEPT ALL

TESTIMONIALS

“Once I found this group my entire life changed"

Mark / San Francisco, CA / Member since 2020

“I can't stop laughing"

Ian / Boom Town, MI / Member since 2020

My life was really boring until I found The Lorb. Now, I cleanup beaches and get all the ladies.

*Actual results may vary

Getting

STARTED

You can begin your scuttling path with The Lorb today for free by selecting a sermon

BE INVOLVED

Don't just talk about it, shop about it. Beach cleanups also get the job done and you earn serious brownie points

Create

Become part of a thriving creative team! Your work can inspire billions of people using our networks

Be A LEADER

The Lorb loves everybody and you should feel empowered to show off your beliefs and create LLG events of your own

NEWS

The earth is suffering from pollution

but you could just sit there and watch.

Raise giant lobster

IT'S TIME FOR ACTION

Make sure to check out the entire website to find exciting hidden easter eggs.

Let's have some fun while you are still here.
Let's have 

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