FREE
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Leviathan Lobster God
We are a meme-tank of creators with plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god. Our mission is to help the environment through a series of interactive experiences.
Do you accept the claw?
(keeping scrolling if you aren't ready)
Getting
STARTED
You can begin your scuttling path with The Lorb today for free by selecting a sermon
BE INVOLVED
Don't just talk about it, be about it. Our beach cleanups get the job done and you earn serious brownie points
Create
Become part of a thriving creative team! Your work can inspire billions of people using our networks
Be A LEADER
The Lorb loves everybody and you should feel empowered to show off your beliefs and create LLG events of your own
WE ACCEPT ALL KINDS
We accept all types of people
TESTIMONIALS
“Once I found this group my entire life changed"
Mark / San Francisco, CA / Member since 2020
“I can't stop laughing"
Ian / Boom Town, MI / Member since 2020
MEMBERS ONLY DOWNLOADS
Our new art pack is here and full of images and GIFs that and you can download and share with friends online or print out for extra evangelical fun. Get it now by signing into your member account!
My life was really boring until I found The Lorb. Now, I cleanup beaches and get all the ladies.
*Actual results may vary
SPREAD THE WORD
As you might have noticed, we have been gaining a lot of attention and it's all thanks to good hoomans like yourself. If you haven't already, make sure to check out the entire site and search for hidden easter eggs!
PLEASE
Our planet is dying and the only way to save it is by stopping commercial fishing in international waters.