WHAT ARE WE DOING?
One of our primary forms of outreach includes massive scale beach cleanups around the globe. Get involved today to help stop the negative effects caused by litter, pollution, and more!
IMPROVING LIFE FOR ALL
Feeling down? Needing attention? Our social groups satisfy your thirst for interaction while providing a constant source of humor and inspiration.
We even donate part of each purchase from our store to marine charity.
RAISING A LOBSTER GOD
This cannot be understated. Our Lorb must molt a great many times before it will be ready to take over in an official capacity. We offer safety and security for the Lorb as it molts as you should for yourself and others.
MEMBERS ONLY DOWNLOADS
Our new art pack is here and full of images and GIFs that and you can download and share with friends online or print out for extra evangelical fun. Get it now by signing into your member account!